It's Not A Game...Or Is It?

When I read this my thought was perhaps I woke up in a Dune novel. But no, the Army of al-Sunnah Wah Jama is real as the Mujahideen Shura Council. Which brings several thoughts to mind…but for now, let’s have a game of 'spot the meaning', shall we?

Lashkar-e-Toiba?
Russain Amish
A leading Pakistan-based militant group fighting in Kashmir
Rouge Scientologists who refute Tom and Katie’s marriage.

Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DeM)
Communists
An all women ‘soft terrorist’ group in Kashmir valley
A town in the Punjab region

Hizb-ul-Mujahideen?
Amish
Largest terrorist group operating in Jammu and Kashmir (J&K), Pakistan
Brother to the Mujahideen Shura Council

Muzaffarabad?
A Hindu Sect
An area in Pakistan
What you call burnt muffins

Lashkar-e-Jabbar?
A group that stages attacks in Kashmir
Stalinists
A character in star wars

Dukhtaran-e-Millat (DeM)
Communists
An all women ‘soft terrorist’ group in Kashmir valley
A town in the Punjab region

Wahabi
Winner of the Kentucky derby
Official puritanical ideology of the Saudi Arabian kingdom.
Hot mustard