I grew up reading comic books wanting to be a superhero. Comics taught me that those who speak the truth are heroes, all the rest are liars.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Ten Ways Cheney Can Kill You

The Ten Ways:
Chocking, Shooting, Raining blows down upon you, Telekinesis, With his bare hands, The Grip of Death, Headbutt, Stabbing, Karate, Impalement

PS. Cheney will be visiting De Pere Area in Wisconsin for a GOP Fundraiser on March 13, 2006. My advice: Stay Away or at the very least ditch the camouflages and wear hot pink with blaze orange.

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