Scooter, let me know where you land...at one time I did some work in a couple of west coast maximum security prisons... maybe I could formally introduce you to big bubba and the gang.
"If convicted Libby could face the following penalties:
Obstruction of justice: 10 years in prison.
Making false statements: 5 years.
Perjury: 4 years.
Going to jail with the name Scooter: Priceless."
---Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live