The Real WMD - School Lunches

Sure lunch period at school is the favorite of all kids but let's be honest...school lunches suck.
Haunt Cuisine not!

Still a Rosemount kid has taken it to an all new level...perfecting the cure for rising obesity rates among children and teens. If they can't eat it, they won't get fat from it!

I'm not ruling out he was just trying to spice up his seriously taste-lacking school lunch, but there are other ways.